Male - 16 - Mi24 'Hind' Helicopter Gunshipkin
Preferred pronouns: hind/hind/hindself
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Crimea dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting Ukrainians in the name of the glorious motherland. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 12.7 mm Yakushev-Borzov rotary cannons and 9K114 Shturm missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Hind" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.